No straight lines required

ADHD Humor

A lighthearted corner for funny, familiar thoughts that wandered in, made themselves comfortable, and then forgot why they came.

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Some thoughts take the scenic route.

This is where I will collect the funny, unexpected, deeply relatable moments of an ADHD brain—bright ideas, forgotten reasons for entering a room, side quests, and all.

There is nothing wrong with a brain that does not move in a straight line. Sometimes it is simply busy noticing the whole picture.

More random thoughts coming soon.

New squirrel moment • October 2026

A squirrel gets distracted by a colorful swirl of emails and shopping icons while a verification code expires.

ADHD Squirrel Moments: The Verification Code Rabbit Hole 🐿️

One little six-digit code, twenty distracting emails, and a website that still isn't convinced I'm me.

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A humorous meme asking when an ADHD brain was last quiet, followed by the answer: It has been 84 years.

ADHD Squirrel Moments • October 2026

A frazzled gray chicken in a pink tutu surveys a living room turned upside down while searching for the missing TV remote, with cushions lifted, pillows strewn about, drawers open, and the rug flipped up.

The Missing Remote: An ADHD Mission

The TV remote has vanished. I've even checked the refrigerator—and I refuse to admit defeat.

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